things i wish i found in a skip 237 submission from ambleside customer

Another installment of our long running “Things I wish I found in a skip” series!

Thanks to a day-dreaming wishful thinker who called up earlier today re skip hire in Ambleside. Not the most urban of places Ambleside, is it really, so this young gent might be forgiven for having a slightly disjointed sense of reality.

So here it is – drum roll please…

Things I wish I found in a skip #237: Cheryl Tweedy!

Aw, Chezza is gorgeous isn’t she. And apparently now knocking around with an American dancer named Derek, after Ashley Cole left her out in… the trash… Huh. Although as far as we know he didn’t find her in a skip…