hell hath no fury like a man city fan scorned

Today was the day that saw Manchester skip hire meet Carlos Tevez. A 10 tonne skip wagon rolled in to Etihad Stadium to encourage City fans to chuck out their Tevez shirts. The striker has ruffled fans’ feathers after repeated requests to leave the club, dented civic pride by calling Manchester “small and wet” with “no decent restaurants”, and riled manager Roberto Mancini by refusing to play a game against Bayern Munich last month.

So, Mancunians have come out in force with their old Tevez shirts (which don’t come cheap either, Carlos) to chuck them in the skip, (I’m hazarding a guess that it’s a 16 yarder). A lesson to the world: don’t mess with a Manc – they’ll set their skips on you.